spanko1 - Motifake.com user http://www.demotivationalposters.net/atom.php demotivationalposters.net http://www.demotivationalposters.net/ admin@demotivationalposters.net 2018-02-22T05:54:08-05:00 STAND TALL - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:148727 2012-02-09T11:32:44-05:00 2012-02-09T11:32:44-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=148727"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1202/stand-tall-studying-questions-demotivational-posters-1328805155.jpg"></a><br>HomoErectus was never fully erect.<br>Maybe he was nervous. STATIONS - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:148725 2012-02-09T10:43:55-05:00 2012-02-09T10:43:55-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=148725"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1202/stations-coffee-break-time-demotivational-posters-1328802205.jpg"></a><br>A bus station is where a bus stops.<br>A train station is where a train stops.<br>On my desk I have a work station.. DIVORCE - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:148724 2012-02-09T09:42:10-05:00 2012-02-09T09:42:10-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=148724"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1202/divorce-costly-affair-demotivational-posters-1328798526.png"></a><br>From the Latin word meaning<br>to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet. EFFORTLESS - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:148723 2012-02-09T09:27:20-05:00 2012-02-09T09:27:20-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=148723"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1202/effortless-manageable-cinch-demotivational-posters-1328797632.jpg"></a><br>Im dating a homeless woman.<br>It was easier talking her into staying over. WHO ARE YOU - Rating: 5/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:148722 2012-02-09T08:58:11-05:00 2012-02-09T08:58:11-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=148722"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1202/who-are-you-seeing-inner-beauty-demotivational-posters-1328795887.jpg"></a><br>Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste<br>that they hurry past it. SOMETHING IS WRONG - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:148720 2012-02-09T08:50:57-05:00 2012-02-09T08:50:57-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=148720"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1202/something-is-wrong-ego-self-interest-demotivational-posters-1328795448.jpg"></a><br>When we talked I talked about me you talked about you<br>when we should have talked about each other. FATE - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:148646 2012-02-08T14:08:31-05:00 2012-02-08T14:08:31-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=148646"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1202/fate-careful-what-you-wish-for-demotivational-posters-1328728102.jpg"></a><br>You were meant for me.<br>Perhaps as a punishment. BE A MINIMALIST - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:148644 2012-02-08T12:46:06-05:00 2012-02-08T12:46:06-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=148644"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1202/be-a-minimalist-lazy-small-do-nothing-demotivational-posters-1328723150.png"></a><br>It is the least you can do. NOT A TEASE - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:148640 2012-02-08T12:25:00-05:00 2012-02-08T12:25:00-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=148640"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1202/not-a-tease-you-can-t-have-it-demotivational-posters-1328721891.jpeg"></a><br>Im just a reminder of what you cant have 19 OF DOCTORS - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:148635 2012-02-08T11:14:50-05:00 2012-02-08T11:14:50-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=148635"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1202/19-of-doctors-doctor-death-demotivational-posters-1328717680.jpg"></a><br>Say that theyd be able to give their patients a lethal injection.<br>But the patient would have to be really really behind on payments. WOMENTHE BLOODTHIRSTY SEX - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:148634 2012-02-08T11:10:21-05:00 2012-02-08T11:10:21-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=148634"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1202/women-the-bloodthirsty-sex-instigators-demotivational-posters-1328717410.jpg"></a><br>Men get the reputation but it is only because the women stand behind us<br>and say Kill it. Squish it. BUCKLE UP - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:148225 2012-02-03T12:14:21-05:00 2012-02-03T12:14:21-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=148225"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1202/buckle-up-don-t-make-me-turn-around-demotivational-posters-1328289253.jpg"></a><br>Hug your kids at home<br>but belt them in the car. NO MORE - Rating: 5/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:148217 2012-02-03T11:46:46-05:00 2012-02-03T11:46:46-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=148217"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1202/no-more-depression-suicide-death-demotivational-posters-1328287594.jpg"></a><br>I looked out this morning and the sun was gone Turned on some music<br>to start my day I lost myself in a familiar song<br>I closed my eyes and I slipped away HAND WASHING - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:148215 2012-02-03T11:26:55-05:00 2012-02-03T11:26:55-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=148215"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1202/hand-washing-aim-is-everything-demotivational-posters-1328286407.jpg"></a><br>A wise man washes his hands after he pees.<br>A wiser man doesnt pee on his hands. BEAUTIFUL SKIN - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:148211 2012-02-03T09:41:13-05:00 2012-02-03T09:41:13-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=148211"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1202/beautiful-skin-beauty-skin-demotivational-posters-1328280059.jpg"></a><br>Im tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skindeep.<br>Thats deep enough. What do you wantan adorable pancreas BREAKUP - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:148209 2012-02-03T09:27:40-05:00 2012-02-03T09:27:40-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=148209"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1202/breakup-loss-alone-demotivational-posters-1328279253.png"></a><br>All prayers are answered if we are willing to admit<br>that sometimes the answer is no. KISSING - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:148208 2012-02-03T09:21:31-05:00 2012-02-03T09:21:31-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=148208"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1202/kissing-lust-demotivational-posters-1328278881.jpg"></a><br>It is like drinking salted water.<br>You drink and your thirst increases. AFTERMATH - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:148151 2012-02-02T14:28:39-05:00 2012-02-02T14:28:39-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=148151"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1202/aftermath-death-of-a-child-demotivational-posters-1328210912.jpg"></a><br>Things will be normal again<br>Just not the same normal you knew. GETTING FIRED - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:148150 2012-02-02T14:18:32-05:00 2012-02-02T14:18:32-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=148150"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1202/getting-fired-on-your-own-demotivational-posters-1328210267.jpg"></a><br>Before sex.. you help each other get naked<br>after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story<br>in life no one helps you once youre screwed. RELATIONSHIPS - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:148149 2012-02-02T14:12:14-05:00 2012-02-02T14:12:14-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=148149"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1202/relationships-living-together-demotivational-posters-1328209922.jpg"></a><br>Theres no such thing as people changing.....you only get to know them better. I HAVE NOTICED. - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:148130 2012-02-02T09:45:07-05:00 2012-02-02T09:45:07-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=148130"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1202/i-have-noticed-reagan-demotivational-posters-1328193852.jpg"></a><br>Everyone who is for abortion has already been born. DEEP INTO THAT DARKNESS PEERING - Rating: 2.9/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:148046 2012-02-01T14:28:06-05:00 2012-02-01T14:28:06-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=148046"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1202/deep-into-that-darkness-peering-poe-demotivational-posters-1328124466.gif"></a><br>Long I stood there wondering fearing doubting<br>dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before. EPIPHANY - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:148029 2012-02-01T10:52:07-05:00 2012-02-01T10:52:07-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=148029"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1202/epiphany-contemplating-demotivational-posters-1328111509.jpg"></a><br>So far<br>this is the oldest I have been. SLICED BREAD - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:148028 2012-02-01T10:44:06-05:00 2012-02-01T10:44:06-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=148028"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1202/sliced-bread-stupid-sayings-demotivational-posters-1328111038."></a><br>What was the best thing before it ATTENTIONDEFICIT DISORDER - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:148027 2012-02-01T10:42:11-05:00 2012-02-01T10:42:11-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=148027"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1202/attention-deficit-disorder-add-life-is-a-bummer-demotivational-posters-1328110915.jpg"></a><br>It really makes a lot of sense.<br>There isnt a lot worth paying attention to. I PUT A DOLLAR IN A CHANGE MACHINE. - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:148026 2012-02-01T10:31:40-05:00 2012-02-01T10:31:40-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=148026"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1202/i-put-a-dollar-in-a-change-machine-carlin-looking-for-change-demotivational-posters-1328110282.jpg"></a><br>Nothing changed. EROTIC IS USING A FEATHER. - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:147943 2012-01-31T10:58:07-05:00 2012-01-31T10:58:07-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=147943"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1201/erotic-is-using-a-feather-tickling-demotivational-posters-1328025470.jpg"></a><br>Kinky is using the whole damn Chicken A GIRLS LEGS ARE HER BEST FRIENDS - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:147942 2012-01-31T10:52:34-05:00 2012-01-31T10:52:34-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=147942"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1201/a-girls-legs-are-her-best-friends-long-sexy-legs-demotivational-posters-1328025149.jpg"></a><br>But all best friends must part eventually. PLEASURES - Rating: 4/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:147883 2012-01-30T11:10:58-05:00 2012-01-30T11:10:58-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=147883"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1201/pleasures-death-divorce-deceit-demotivational-posters-1327939844.jpg"></a><br>Derived from the contact of senses with their objects<br>have a beginning and an end. ACTION - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:147882 2012-01-30T10:59:59-05:00 2012-01-30T10:59:59-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=147882"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1201/action-for-both-sides-demotivational-posters-1327939188.jpg"></a><br>Should culminate in wisdom. IT IS SAID. - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:147881 2012-01-30T10:39:18-05:00 2012-01-30T10:39:18-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=147881"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1201/it-is-said-right-that-s-going-to-happen-demotivational-posters-1327937946.jpg"></a><br>A person has achieved yogathe union with the Self<br>when the perfectly disciplined mind gets<br>freedom from all desires. ALL THE MONEY - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:147560 2012-01-26T11:30:41-05:00 2012-01-26T11:30:41-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=147560"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1201/all-the-money-broke-demotivational-posters-1327595421.jpg"></a><br>I have all the money Ill ever need.<br>If I die by 400. BEAUTY - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:147558 2012-01-26T11:13:30-05:00 2012-01-26T11:13:30-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=147558"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1201/beauty-jealousy-demotivational-posters-1327594397.jpg"></a><br>The power by which a woman charms a lover<br>and terrifies a husband. A FOOLISH MAN - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:147555 2012-01-26T11:01:00-05:00 2012-01-26T11:01:00-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=147555"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1201/a-foolish-man-make-her-feel-good-demotivational-posters-1327593637.jpg"></a><br>Tells a woman to stop talking.<br>A wise man tells her how beautiful she is when she is quiet. HAIR COLOR SO NATURAL.. - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:147484 2012-01-25T11:35:35-05:00 2012-01-25T11:35:35-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=147484"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1201/hair-color-so-natural-peeping-carpet-match-drapes-demotivational-posters-1327509317.jpg"></a><br>Only her hairdresser knows for sure A KISS - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:147480 2012-01-25T10:08:05-05:00 2012-01-25T10:08:05-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=147480"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1201/a-kiss-will-you-just-shut-up-demotivational-posters-1327504047.jpg"></a><br>A trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become unnecessary. NARCISSISM - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:143656 2011-11-10T13:46:40-05:00 2011-11-10T13:46:40-05:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=143656"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1111/narcissism-gates-of-hell-demotivational-posters-1320950788.jpg"></a><br>Up Styx creek without a paddle NO MATTER HOW DEEP IN THE ROUGH IT IS - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:143306 2011-11-03T15:00:31-04:00 2011-11-03T15:00:31-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=143306"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1111/no-matter-how-deep-in-the-rough-it-is-anna-demotivational-posters-1320346822.jpg"></a><br>You have to play it as it lies CHILDREN - Rating: 3.4/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:143128 2011-10-31T10:11:22-04:00 2011-10-31T10:11:22-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=143128"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1110/children-crying-babies-demotivational-posters-1320070266.jpg"></a><br>Eat them when theyre young and tender LOVE IS GRAND - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:143127 2011-10-31T10:02:37-04:00 2011-10-31T10:02:37-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=143127"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1110/love-is-grand-love-divorce-demotivational-posters-1320069749.jpg"></a><br>Divorce is a 100 grand FOX NEWS - Rating: 3.7/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:142995 2011-10-27T10:16:35-04:00 2011-10-27T10:16:35-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=142995"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1110/fox-news-conservatives-i-think-not-demotivational-posters-1319724982.jpg"></a><br>A child of five would understand this.<br>Quickly send someone to fetch a child of five. ENTERTAINMENT - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:142501 2011-10-13T09:20:10-04:00 2011-10-13T09:20:10-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=142501"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1110/entertainment-raquel-welch-demotivational-posters-1318511995.jpg"></a><br>I am yours you are mine you are what you are you make it hard. SCOTTY - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:142274 2011-10-07T10:51:41-04:00 2011-10-07T10:51:41-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=142274"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1110/scotty-steve-jobs-demotivational-posters-1317999080.jpg"></a><br>Beam me up.<br>There is no intelligent life here. RED OCTOBER - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:142271 2011-10-07T09:24:58-04:00 2011-10-07T09:24:58-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=142271"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1110/red-october-fall-leaves-color-demotivational-posters-1317993884.jpg"></a><br>Not a difficult hunt in Newberry MI. FIRE - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:142270 2011-10-07T09:11:07-04:00 2011-10-07T09:11:07-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=142270"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1110/fire-arthur-brown-demotivational-posters-1317993048.jpg"></a><br>Fire to destroy all youve done<br>Fire to end all youve become<br>Ill feel you burn CHAINS - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:demotivationalposters.net,2007-01-01:142193 2011-10-05T15:34:24-04:00 2011-10-05T15:34:24-04:00 <a href="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/index.php?start=142193"><img src="http://www.demotivationalposters.net/image/demotivational-poster/1110/chains-christina-ricci-demotivational-posters-1317842978.jpg"></a><br>I will not accept the Greatness of Man<br>Its a world gone crazy<br>Keeps Woman in Chains